I'm the hero! ~☆

onthewingsofinnocence: himapapaftw: bubblesofrinia: -Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it. -Pineapple. -But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as- -Pineapple. -But sir- -Pine. Apple. english stop being a special snowflake English: The Hipster Language -In Hawaii- “Mr. Jones, what do you make of this fruit?” It’s got pines n’ shit on it! Where’d it come from? “That tree.” Oh, so it’s n’ apple then! :D “No, sir, not all fruits that come from trees are—” IDEA! Let’s call it a ‘PINEAPPLE’! ;D “But Mr. Jones, everyone else calls them ananas—” Fuck you. I like pineapples better. Don’ I jus’ have the best ideas??

onthewingsofinnocence:

himapapaftw:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

english stop being a special snowflake

English: The Hipster Language

-In Hawaii-

“Mr. Jones, what do you make of this fruit?”

It’s got pines n’ shit on it! Where’d it come from?

“That tree.”

Oh, so it’s n’ apple then! :D

“No, sir, not all fruits that come from trees are—”

IDEA! Let’s call it a ‘PINEAPPLE’! ;D

“But Mr. Jones, everyone else calls them ananas—”

Fuck you. I like pineapples better.

Don’ I jus’ have the best ideas??

(Source: shifwa, via driftinginthesnow)

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